The Buffalo sports fan:
Is totally die hard
Would prefer to trade their lazy, overpaid superstar now while his value is still high.
Knows exactly what trade or free agent move will lead to a championship.
Thinks your perennial All-Star and playoff stud SUCKS
Expects every shot to be stopped
Thinks a new left tackle and an elite pass rusher are the solution to the Bills’ woes
His seats really let you see the play develop – from the last row of the stadium
His old seats let you see the speed of the game – despite being obstructed by the benches
Wants to trade two underperformer’s for that superstar in the other conference
Wants a proven coach and GM, but can’t think of a proven name to fill either position
Thinks the GM should have cut that waste of money two years ago
Are insulted by the thought of sexy, scantily clad girls scraping the ice
Knew that the same lameduck player who walked as a free agent would blow up in another city
Doesn’t make a peep for an entire game, but claps in unison when the speakers say “everybody clap your hands”
Boos every former player, no matter what the circumstances were surrounding their departure
Sits on their hands all game but will cheer after a goal
Leaves with six minutes to go in a one-goal game
Still refers to the Winter Classic as the Ice Bowl
Hates when the Sabres play the trap, despite not being capable of identifying it
Wonders why the Sabres don’t score goals like you see in video games
Wants to know why the Bills are the only team never to score on bombs
Complains about every possible facet of every pro sports team in the city
Will sit in their season’s or by their TV every day until one of their teams wins a championship.